that girl is poison...

2009

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2008

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“i wish my mouth was bigger”
— mantis from kung fu panda (i...
Dec 2nd
i thought i’d take a cue from my buddy matt over at...
Dec 1st

typical conversation this time of year

person: ooh what shade of lipstick are you wearing? it's lovely!
me: oh actually, my lips are chapped.
person: people pay good money to have their lips look like that!
me: uh, thanks.
maybe it's karma. when i was little, i used to get the nasty, flaky, ring-o-chap around my mouth....
important to note- i once had this conversation with my own mother! she wanted to borrow my lipstick!
Dec 1st
I am in love with this dress. I think I’ve found my...
Nov 28th
Warch Watch
happy thanksgiving. i hope yours is better than loudon wainwright iii’s…
Nov 27th
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“i want to rock your gyspy soul.” i like when shows i’ve been to are online. i...
Nov 27th
sometimes i like to remember how jenny lewis was in troop...
Nov 24th
i’m in a very neil young mood today. i finally put...
Nov 21st
“although these changes have come with your chrome heart...”
— neil young
Nov 21st

the man (not in the good way)

hellogoodbye is a dick. or their record company, whatever. i just recieved notice on youtube that i...
Nov 14th
Warch Watch
keith olbermann… i am now a fan. eloquent and well said commentary on proposition 8.
Nov 12th
blegh. some days i just really want to be back in california. i mean, i do every day, but sometimes...
Nov 10th
last year, i made these delicious cookies. now, just a...
Nov 6th
Warch Watch
in honor of today’s rainy fall weather.
Nov 6th

not as awesome as it sounded

little sister: can i light this rice krispie treat on fire?
mom: don't say that! it makes me think you're sick.
me: actually, that sounds kind of awesome.
me: can she do it in the bathtub?
mom: *sigh* fine. if you both do it.
me: get the matches and meet me in the bathroom!
(rice krispie slowly melts)
little sister: can i eat it?
me: sure.
little sister: *spits* ugh! it tastes like barbecue.
Nov 5th
“There is not a liberal America and a conservative America -...”
— Barack Obama
Nov 3rd
“Change will not come if we wait for some other person or...”
— Barack Obama
Nov 3rd
“Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain...”
— Barack Obama
Nov 3rd
there’s an election tomorrow? i almost forgot. just...
Nov 3rd